1. 16 minutes ago  /  951 notes  /  Source: gazzymouse

  2. thepinkqueen:

HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE
 Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!! NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE… Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness. However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously. A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest. A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again. Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating. The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911. Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!  Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

    thepinkqueen:

    HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE


    Let’s say it’s 6.15pm and you’re going home (alone of course), after an unusually hard day on the job. You’re really tired, upset and frustrated. Suddenly you start experiencing severe pain in your chest that starts to drag out into your arm and up into your jaw. You are only about five miles from the hospital nearest your home. Unfortunately you don’t know if you’ll be able to make it that far. You have been trained in CPR, but the guy that taught the course did not tell you how to perform it on yourself..!!

    NOW HOW TO SURVIVE A HEART ATTACK WHEN ALONE…

    Since many people are alone when they suffer a heart attack, without help, the person whose heart is beating improperly and who begins to feel faint, has only about 10 seconds left before losing consciousness.

    However, these victims can help themselves by coughing repeatedly and very vigorously.

    A deep breath should be taken before each cough, and the cough must be deep and prolonged, as when producing sputum from deep inside the chest.

    A breath and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let-up until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

    Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing movements squeeze the heart and keep the blood circulating.

    The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm. In this way, heart attack victims can perhaps buy precious time to get themselves to a phone and dial 911.

    Rather than sharing another joke please contribute by broadcasting this which can save a person’s life!

    Be prepared and become part of the solution. Get your free next-of-kin notification card today. Click here: https://www.InCaseOfEmergencyCard.com/

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  3. ryahn:

    grapewallofchina:

    ryahn:

    grapewallofchina:

    80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm 20% dont care

    that’s 110 percent

    20% of me doesn’t care

    should’ve seen that coming

    (via hey-assbutt-its-a-parade)

    42 minutes ago  /  103,203 notes  /  Source: grapewallofchina

  4. s-onic-youth:

timelordparadise:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

watchtheskytonight:

accionormality:

hallmoniter:

shut the fuck up

is that John Barrowman? 

wAHT THE EVERLIVING FUCK BARROWMAN

THAT GAVE ME SEVERE ANXIETY

OH MY GOD THAT LOOKS LIKE SO MUCH FUN SOMEBODY TELL ME WHERE THIS PLACE IS SO I CAN LIVE THERE

I’m sorry. But how did he not miss? Did that even hurt him at all!?

    s-onic-youth:

    timelordparadise:

    the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

    watchtheskytonight:

    accionormality:

    hallmoniter:

    shut the fuck up

    is that John Barrowman? 

    wAHT THE EVERLIVING FUCK BARROWMAN

    THAT GAVE ME SEVERE ANXIETY

    OH MY GOD THAT LOOKS LIKE SO MUCH FUN SOMEBODY TELL ME WHERE THIS PLACE IS SO I CAN LIVE THERE

    I’m sorry. But how did he not miss? Did that even hurt him at all!?

    (via modern-times-vintage-mind)

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  5. paulyoptosaurus:

    msjewbooty:

    paulyoptosaurus:

    petition to remove the ‘d’ from wednesday 

    wednesay

    not what i had in mind but im flexible 

    (via tonikisi)

    43 minutes ago  /  112,816 notes  /  Source: pau1y

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  7. thearchangeltrickster:

    timelordassbutt-from221b:

    jumpushfall:

    grapefruitshampoo:

    I’m not even in the Hannibal fandom

    and yet I’m in the Hannibal fandom

    do you feel me?

    i taste you

    image

    we always end up here dont we

    (via modern-times-vintage-mind)

    1 hour ago  /  13,647 notes  /  Source: grapefruitshampoo

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  10. photo

    photo

    photo

    photo

    photo

    1 hour ago  /  61,527 notes  /  Source: adventurerscelebrationgathering

  11. ohdickins:

    littl-ebird:

    laviesanspeur:

    lightly-living:

    iam-livingdeadgirl:

    nevvzealand:

    one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i went blind for like three days

    i think you may be a bit retarded because no tears meant like no tears in your hair; no tangles….

    Please tell me I’m not the only one who thought no tears as in crying too

    MY LIFE IS A LIE

    NO

    image

    image

    well

    (via modern-times-vintage-mind)

    1 hour ago  /  244,137 notes  /  Source: lon-gnome

  12. gastronomyfiles:

[11/365] pancakes! (by hannah * honey & jam)

    gastronomyfiles:

    [11/365] pancakes! (by hannah * honey & jam)

    (via fishcustardandthecumberbeast)

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  14. ifyourerightillputmykeysback:

    Bill Skarsgard is like an Tim Burton’s creation: big and skinny legs, tall, creepy and sexy.

    2 hours ago  /  23 notes  /  Source: ifyourerightillputmykeysback

  15. carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

trollcatty:

t0nystarkhasaheart:

batheinhisblood:

avengeallthethings:

Tony Stark, everyone.

Robert Downey jr everyone.
it had to be corrected

Tony Stark pretending to be Robert Downey Jr pretending to be Tony Stark. There, corrected even more. 

#this is from due date
Tumblr has officially lost the ability to tell the difference between Tony Stark and Robert Downey Jr.

Robert Downey Jr has lost the ability to tell the difference between Tony Stark and Robert Downey Jr. 

    carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

    trollcatty:

    t0nystarkhasaheart:

    batheinhisblood:

    avengeallthethings:

    Tony Stark, everyone.

    Robert Downey jr everyone.

    it had to be corrected

    Tony Stark pretending to be Robert Downey Jr pretending to be Tony Stark. 

    There, corrected even more. 

    #this is from due date

    Tumblr has officially lost the ability to tell the difference between Tony Stark and Robert Downey Jr.

    Robert Downey Jr has lost the ability to tell the difference between Tony Stark and Robert Downey Jr. 

    (via dixwon)

    2 hours ago  /  148,639 notes  /  Source: yumjuice